| Name |
Nickname |
Office |
Latest News |
| Kristen |
Pacino |
President |
Headed to San Francisco with Dan. |
| Steph |
Jersey |
Vice President |
Modern as they come. |
| Dan M. |
Simon |
Recording Secretary |
Wants to get back to the city by the bay. |
| Jessica |
Crumpet |
Treasurer |
Better run for her life. |
| Marisa |
Emilio Estevez |
Secretary of Agriculture |
Performs stand up again soon. |
| Chris M. |
Poopdeck |
Logo Designer |
Repping the North Shore since 1981. |
| Proxy Cody |
Proxy Cody |
Mascot |
The other white meat. |
| Alice |
Couscous |
|
Is chillaxing. |
| Alicia |
Thumper |
|
Is underrated. |
| Andrew |
Devo |
|
Still a pharmer. |
| Andy |
Ace |
|
Has a hottub... how posh. |
| Belinda |
C-Span |
|
Becomes beautiful before bewitching bedouins. |
| Ben A. |
Lobo |
|
Still Canadian. |
| Ben S. |
Peter |
|
Is now working on the Sunday paper because that is when the big news happens. |
| Brian |
Dr. Teeth |
|
Sexy as a clam. |
| Bridget |
Stamps |
|
Proud to be an American. |
| Cate |
The Edge |
|
Resuming action. |
| Chris H. |
Friendly Fire |
|
Really is just that fiery. |
| Chris L. |
Fingers |
|
BALLS! (Well, paintballs.) |
| Cody |
Papa Choate |
|
Ask him about Debbie Go. |
| Dan T. |
Red Bird |
|
Is in decision making mode. |
| Dave |
The Oven |
|
Hammertime! |
| Elisa |
Octane |
|
Is mixing it up. |
| Genevieve |
Zipper |
|
Don't look down. |
| Geoff |
The Black Death |
|
Has the coolest BAH nickname so far. |
| Geordie |
Quick Draw |
|
Thinks you look nice. |
| Jamison |
Ginger |
|
Joined a band? |
| Jared |
Rerun |
|
Apparently a fan of the Postal Service. |
| Jason |
Goombah |
|
Back in Philly. |
| Jeff |
Dead Weight |
|
Is debonair. |
| John B. |
Mayor McCheese |
|
Walks the line. |
| John D. |
Gordon |
|
Hot like an oven... but not like The Oven. |
| Jon B. |
Dan Quayle |
|
Dominates the BAH-bands. |
| Jon C. |
Sweepstakes |
|
Is done with softball. |
| Kate S. |
The Professor |
|
The S is for "spiffy" |
| Kate T. |
Wheelchair |
|
Needs to officially start DAH. |
| Larissa |
Balki |
|
Is prettier than you. |
| Lauren |
Trixie |
|
Is dubious. |
| Leslie |
Enzyme |
|
Can't be expected to drive up from the Cape every week. |
| Liss |
Houdini |
|
Started school again. |
| Liz |
Miyagi |
|
Has her books and her poetry to protect her. |
| Lynn |
MSNBC |
|
Has a plan to meet the man of your dreams. |
| Markos |
Ray Combs |
|
Ready to go back to the CIA. |
| Martin |
Cannonball |
|
Location: Afghanistan. |
| Matt |
Gramps |
|
Mourns the end of McClane. |
| Melanie |
McGruff |
|
Is tough enough. |
| Mike C. |
Swedish |
|
Is prepared to use brute strength. |
| Mike P. |
Neapolitan |
|
Is back in the living room with discopop. |
| Nick |
Ovaltine |
|
Casual. |
| Nicki |
Sensei |
|
Is gone, daddy, gone. |
| Patrick |
Magnesia |
|
Is probably looking at furniture porn. |
| Prajwal |
Paul Revere |
|
Will never have new news. |
| Rebecca |
The Shark |
|
Is won over by debonair dudes. |
| Sam |
Wesley |
|
Will be in town for the tourney. |
| Sarah |
Class |
|
Nods politely. |
| Shannon |
Muscles |
|
Backwards is "Nonnahs". |
| Thom |
Carbomb |
|
The H is for "Hummer". No, seriously, he works on the Hummer ad campaign. |
| Tim |
The Mouth |
|
Is the man of Lynn's dreams. |
| Tom |
Caboose |
|
Might be eating spumoni with his mom right now. |
| Tony |
Mitzvah |
|
Will be warming his house soon. |
| Tristan |
The Beagle |
|
Needs a party hat. |
| Vietnam |
Freedom Fries |
|
Is a real man. |
